annalisee:

peteshotfourguysincalifornia:

If god isn’t real, then why are bananas so perfectly made for consumption by humans?Not  only is it easily gripped by our hands, it even has a tab on one end to  ensure easy opening. It also curves towards your mouth as you hold it  in your hand, and is soft and very nutritious. To add frosting to the  cake, it’s easy to tell if a banana is ripe simply by observing its  color.In other words, god designed the banana for human  consumption. I think it’s quite reasonable to conclude that those who  seriously think that bananas “evolved” by random accident are a bit  mentally challenged. It’s like saying that a perfect working jumbo jet  is likely to be assembled simply by throwing all components into a box  and randomly mixing it around.

It’s just a coincidence that the banana fits perfectly into your asshole.


(also, http://hubpages.com/hub/the-atheists-nightmare)

ANNA! ROFFLECOPTER!

annalisee:

peteshotfourguysincalifornia:

If god isn’t real, then why are bananas so perfectly made for consumption by humans?

Not only is it easily gripped by our hands, it even has a tab on one end to ensure easy opening. It also curves towards your mouth as you hold it in your hand, and is soft and very nutritious. To add frosting to the cake, it’s easy to tell if a banana is ripe simply by observing its color.

In other words, god designed the banana for human consumption. I think it’s quite reasonable to conclude that those who seriously think that bananas “evolved” by random accident are a bit mentally challenged. It’s like saying that a perfect working jumbo jet is likely to be assembled simply by throwing all components into a box and randomly mixing it around.

It’s just a coincidence that the banana fits perfectly into your asshole.

(also, http://hubpages.com/hub/the-atheists-nightmare)

ANNA! ROFFLECOPTER!